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skookumthesamoyed:

skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!

skookumthesamoyed:

skookumthesamoyed:

Skookum’s had enough of your bullshit

JUST KIDDING HE LOVES YOU!

samandriel:

kitten-left-alone:

posedis:

fabulousbad-fallen-angel:

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

Why we are all criminal masterminds?

because we swap murder secrets like housewives swap recipes

Most of them were also just used for coke later on

Everytime someone reblogs this post, I die a little bit inside because you know I broke and lost this ring about 3 hours after making this post. The wounds haven’t healed yet…… it’s been years. 

Posted 5 days ago with 77,732 notes

a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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malfoyficents:

harry potter + popular text posts (part two)

(part one)

lady-lannistarth:

3x05 - 4x04

Best Gag Reel Moments "Come ‘ere, you sexy thing."

(Source: jaypadaleckis)

blowoffs:

when people are rude to their followers

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Posted 5 days ago with 2,659 notes

The Jared Evolution.

idle-handss:

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.